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My pal Ty who’s a veteran father and surly genius had this to say on the subject:

Ty:  did i tell you my thing about fatherhood?

me:  no.

Ty: its like falling in love but the fear of rejection is replaced by the fear of everything else in the world

me:  that seems scarily accurate

Ty:  I may be dumb but I can see a thing or two

everything is now electricity and sharp corners